- Passing someone on a bike
- Passing someone on a bike who isn't a kid or overweight
- Passing someone on a bike that isn't a cruiser, mountain bike, or comfort hybrid
- Feeling better in the last two miles than the first two
- Never having to get in shape for swimsuit season
- Running fast enough to notice the Doppler effect
- Eating all the carbs you want
- Being encouraged to eat all the carbs you want
- Instantly having at least an hour's worth of conversation when meeting other runners
- Farting on the run (There is no greater physically relieving sensation. None.)
- Staying in great shape without paying for a gym membership
- Staying in great shape without buying expensive equipment
- Watching horror movies, thinking "I could outrun that guy."
- Thinking "I'm so glad I ran today" only an hour after thinking "I really don't wanna run today"
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HAHA!!!! These are great. Especially from #10 on.
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